Ouch…… Why does too much chocolate have to be too bad for us?
Whilst sat at my desk, the other day
A friend turned to me and said “Okay”!
“I have decided I’m giving up chocolate for lent.
You need to help me, I can’t repent!”
I said “Bitch, you be crazy, I’m not helping with that!
Dude I’d eat chocolate till I’m good and fat.
Now go back to the drawing bored and pick something silly,
Like aubergines, ebay or men with small willys!”